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eWrestling Sucks You Say? I KNOW IT, JACK!Title: Brought to you by Truth.com. *ahem*
I've heard it all in my 3 years of this national waste-time called
E-wrestling. But never the real reasons people join up. First let me start by saying,
it's something to do. A real time killer. I've been on this network of
protocol, yada, yada for about five years. Other than being able to pay a low
monthly fee instead of "pay per hour" not much has changed. Sure, technology
breeds new life on a daily basis, but what I mean is: IT'S BORING! Yes, i'll be the one with the stones to admit it, E-wrestling is boring
as well. But why do we all keep f’n doing it? I’ll make some very
vague un-educated guesses at it. When I first learned about the Net it belonged
to my sister in the form of the mega monster; AOL. When they first showed me
how to ‘log on’ I was in awe. “What’s all this buzzing and
bleeping noise?” The picture of the little telephone dialing, then the
little man running then * BAM * when the people are so happy you get a warm
“Wel-come, You’ve-Got-Mail” in that static, computer guy-voice.
I was marking similar to when I first saw Foley take a dive off the cell.
I opened the box, screeched like a bitch as my girlfriend rolled her eyes. I bet you never saw something get hooked up as fast as that WebTV did. I remember the FIRST thing I did was a search on sound. Because of those f’n 3-hour WebTV infomercials telling me how great the sound was. But THEN, I found out how to chat (of course) and joined some wrestling chats. Not even the day after I got the WebTV I was invited to an e-fed room. I remember sitting there thinking: “What the fuck are they doing?” “/me slams jack_black” “kicks stan_man”- I high tailed it back to the wrestling chat room thinking: “What dorks!” Not long after, I was invited to join an E-fed. “Now what the hell is an E-fed?” I visited the site, (UDWA) the prez had a snazzy website and some catchy music playing in .midi form. I was hooked! Oh…my….god! You can f’n create a wrestler? A new love was born. When I found out you had to actually type stuff, I lost a little drive but I was determined to get good at it. I filled a join form and jotted down a sample role-play. Now, this is funny because in my logical mind a ‘sample’ is a small version of a larger thing. So I typed about one paragraph saying something like: “I’ll kick your ass in the ring, because I said so!” As you can tell I was a Stone Cold mark (hangs his head in shame). Diligently, the prez (Eric Raines) returned my e-mail stating ever so smoothly: “You suck, your role-play was pretty weak.” I was Devastated! Me? Moi? Turned down!? I did so well! So I typed up another longer RP with the soul intention of grabbing his eyeballs and making them fuck the screen. It wasn’t GRANDesque but it got me in. And so started the endings of my relationship with my girlfriend. I would come home from work just to role-play and sit on the net waiting for replies for hours! I didn’t care about the OOC board, (YET, I’ll get back to that). All I wanted to do was make ‘cool’ role-plays. Nothing mattered but E-wrestling for a few shorts months. I held the Thursday night title for the rest of the fed’s existence and with the death of that fed went a little of my love. I found a new fed (EPW). It was GREAT! Much better role-players! Much better design and I found the OOC board. I could hear angels signing in a harmonious hum as the bright light hurt my eyes when I clicked on the OOC link. The trumpets sounded. HALLLLL-LE-LU-JAH! There was something there that kept me in E-feds as long as I’ve been, somewhere where only smart-asses like myself and a selected few belonged. FLAMING! OMG! There was a verbal onslaught-taking place and I had to take part. I turned some heads with my sample role-play so I was accepted. That sealed my love once again for e-feds. The e-fame, the popularity and the gift of something NEW everyday grasped my heart! I was a major part of a group and I love it, Internet or not! In this long seemingly pointless rant, there was actually a point to it all. E-wrestling slowly grew on me. It’s an addiction it’s like crack. You keep taking it looking for that high you’ll never get again. It became more than a simple hobby, it became a part of my life. As pathetic as that sounds, I like to hear those of you who disagree. I am on the Internet everyday now. My job requires that I use it. IT IS SOOOOO BORING! I can’t think of anything to do besides read real wrestling news and run my e-fed. I still have a deep respect for E-feds. So I made a site to help those who would like to learn more about them. RoughKut.com. Even opened up my own e-fed because it seemed empty without one. Roughkut.com/rkfed. (now closed) In conclusion, you now see there probably isn’t one single reason for anyone sticking around the e-fed scene for so long. There can be many. I know there are many for me. 1. I love wrestling. The list could go on and on. But those are the main reasons. Please feel
free to send me any feedback telling me that you agree. If you disagree then
kiss my arse! Just kidding. Cheerio, HK@roughkut.com Visit http://roughkut.com Por Favor
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