I have no real "preview" of what I wrote. Needless to say, when Big Show comes in, I get to make more "Eating ____" jokes, which makes us ALL happy. I was just finishing this today, and she said "You're recapping a "Wrestling Show." Who reads that?" PROVE HER WRONG!
If you take the percentage of TIME, RAW sucked about 80% of the night. However, that 20% ROCKED. Shawn Michaels and Jeff Hardy could have wrestled for 2 hours straight, and I would have been a happy B. The rest of it? Call me when Mark Henry's contract is finally over in 2189.
It came. It saw. It was Rubbed Raw. John Cena makes me laugh, and hell froze over. Also, Candice Michelle is set to return, and I'm assured that next week there will be incestuous relationships on my show. It'll either be comedy gold, or smelly like mold.
It was RAW! It was... well. Really kind of crappy. 2 Diva matches? TWO?!?!?!? What in the blue hell does that do? It doesn't produce RATINGS! Santino = Ratings. Well... at least the World Tag-Team Champions show up on RAW now.
You’re reading a guy who has watched the entire movie “Lipstick and Dynamite” where we learned that Mae Young and Moola are lovers and they adopted a midget.
You’re reading a guy who watched “Body Slam”, which is probably Roddy Piper’s second greatest movie… Which doesn’t say a lot.
Ready to Rumble, No Holds Barred… I’ve inhaled every pungent fume of wrestling that I could get my hands on. I haven’t seen EVERY wrestling movie- but I think I can say that I’m a wrestling fan.
Well, I should apologize for being gone for a couple of weeks but I doubt I was missed. So I’ll make it up by giving you the Smackdown Diary the way it’s supposed to be given! Live as it appears on TV! Hold down the f’n applause…
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I have no real "preview" of what I wrote. Needless to say, when Big Show comes in, I get to make more "Eating ____" jokes, which makes us ALL happy. I was just finishing this today, and she said "You're recapping a "Wrestling Show." Who reads that?" PROVE HER WRONG!
I think I'm on to something with this Youtube thing. 
God, how I love youtube. Plenty of news, videos, photos and lord knows how you people love wrestlers making fun of themselves. 
No more Smackdown diary, various WWE and TNA news. Brock Lesnar and my opinion of MMA in general and more fun junk to gargle.
No crap, no pretending to be something I never was. Just my good ol' opinions. 
You’re reading a guy who has watched the entire movie “Lipstick and Dynamite” where we learned that Mae Young and Moola are lovers and they adopted a midget. 
