Hello people! And a special thanksgiving/holiday hello to the roughly three people that still check this front page for blogs and bravely return even after being thoroughly disappointed every time! I know I’m a shitty writer, and haven’t been worth much since maybe 2004– but when does that stop me from showering you with my opinions? There’s nothing wrong with a little innocent, nude showering with young readers, right? It’s just a little horseplay! Good, interracial towel-slapping fun! It means that I love you… in a totally platonic and male bonding way. Just don’t tell anyone about it… it will be our fun little secret! I sure say “little” a lot.... [Read Full Post]
Tag Archive for Pro Wrestling
Kut and Pasted News 27
No, I didn’t disappear. Just didn’t have anything interesting to talk about. Still don’t really, just a couple of random blurbs of ‘newz’. I’ve been deep in mourning and sobbing softly into my pillow for all those celebrities that have been dying lately, it’s like pro-wrestling all over the world these days. Drug over-doses all over the fucking place. Billy Mays, Michael Jackson, and now ‘DJ AM’, whoever the fuck that is. All you have to do is add Edge and Vince from Sham-wow and this would be a real dream party.... [Read Full Post]
Kut & pasted News 25 – Smart Wrestlers
Guess what? I feel like writing! So here’s your early Christmas. What? You already have one of these? YOU UNGRATFUL BAG OF SHIT! I WORK TO PUT FOOD ON THE TABLE AND GIFTS UNDER THE TREE AND ALL YOU DO IS COMPLAIN! GO GET A DAMN SWITCH. I”LL JUST BEAT YOU WITH THIS PLASTIC TREE! THERE WON’T BE A CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR! YOU HAPPY NOW? YOU FUCKING HAPPY YOU LITTLE SHIT?... [Read Full Post]
Kut & Pasted News 23
- Image via Wikipedia
After watching this pointless 3 hour, Raw, I had a few thoughts. Well, maybe not pointless. I think Vince’s goal was to boost the ratings and maybe 3 hour shows do a little better or something? I don’t feel like researching that.... [Read Full Post]
Kut & Pasted News 22 (updated)
Hello, people of RK.... [Read Full Post]
Kut and Pasted News 21
I had a lot of random things on my mind to write about today. I wanted to review Mario Kart Wii for some strange reason. I want to talk about my weekend. I want to talk about my new neighbors. I want to talk about Backlash, so I’ll just make this a K&P news, being it’s usually random.... [Read Full Post]
Kut & Pasted News 20
I knew not what I was going to talk about when I titled this thing. I guess I just had a few things on my mind. I’m still sort of down with what started as an ankle sprain, that spiraled into a break, which then became a bone spur. The mighty morphin’ ankle injury.... [Read Full Post]
John Cena finally sucks.
John Cena has become less of a wrestler (Sport Entertainer) and more of a spokesman and PR boy for the WWE. All of his speeches have become much less edgy and more like a male cheerleader, who puts over even his biggest foes these days.... [Read Full Post]
Kut & Pasted News 19
Test In Peace…
Wrestler Test (Andrew Martin), dead at 33. Not much older than myself. Only a couple of years to be exact. 
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Kut and Pasted News 18 (There’s spoilers)
Well, I guess it’s been long enough. Time for another K&P! Hold your applause.... [Read Full Post]
