Tag Archives: Pro Wrestling

My problem with CM Punk

Hello people! And a special thanksgiving/holiday hello to the roughly three people that still check this front page for blogs and bravely return even after being thoroughly disappointed every time! I know I’m a shitty writer, and haven’t been worth much since maybe 2004– but when does that stop me from showering you with my opinions? There’s nothing wrong with a little innocent, nude showering with young readers, right?  It’s just a little horseplay! Good, interracial towel-slapping fun! It means that I love you… in a totally platonic and male bonding way.  Just don’t tell anyone about it… it will be our fun little secret! I sure say “little” a lot.... [Read Full Post]

Kut and Pasted News 27

No, I didn’t disappear. Just didn’t have anything interesting to talk about. Still don’t really, just a couple of random blurbs of ‘newz’. I’ve been deep in mourning and sobbing softly into my pillow for all those celebrities that have been dying lately, it’s like pro-wrestling all over the world these days. Drug over-doses all over the fucking place. Billy Mays, Michael Jackson, and now ‘DJ AM’, whoever the fuck that is. All you have to do is add Edge and Vince from Sham-wow and this would be a real dream party.... [Read Full Post]

Kut & pasted News 25 – Smart Wrestlers

Guess what? I feel like writing! So here’s your early Christmas. What? You already have one of these? YOU UNGRATFUL BAG OF SHIT! I WORK TO PUT FOOD ON THE TABLE AND GIFTS UNDER THE TREE AND ALL YOU DO IS COMPLAIN! GO GET A DAMN SWITCH. I”LL JUST BEAT YOU WITH THIS PLASTIC TREE! THERE WON’T BE A CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR! YOU HAPPY NOW? YOU FUCKING HAPPY YOU LITTLE SHIT?... [Read Full Post]