World Sports Entertainment : Coming To Da Kut!@!~1
Note : The following is a message posted on fellow eW-Community, the eWzine. It details a few things about a little project I like to call… WSE. I’ve been working on it, alone, ever since September of ‘08. Soon… it shall make its RoughKut debut. Take a glimpse into the FUTURE!~!!
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Hey yo.
As some of you know, the second edition of Nitro has been posted. It’s the first WSE event of 2010… the first event of WSE’s second year… and the first event of “THE Mac Bry Era”.
Part One :
http://www.ewzine.com/showthread.php?15239-WSE-mWo-%7C-Nitro-Episode-2-Disney-Debut-Spectavaganzala%21%21%21%7E%21-parto-uno
Part Two :
http://www.ewzine.com/showthread.php?15240-WSE-mWo-%7C-Nitro-Episode-2-Disney-Debut-Spectavaganzala%21%21%21%7E%21-el-conclusion
Alot of shit went down, and now, the next event will be the first Paper View of the new decade.
It will also be the first event that I am joined by a writing team ; Kevin Thompson, Sean O’Connor, and Dave Smalley [or atleast hopefully Dave, not clear yet... but Kev and Sean are most certainly on board]
The event has been christened “Kissy Face Snuggle Bunny Day”, after the holiday it so happens to fall upon, which I’m sure y’all can guess. :p
The show will be chock o’ block full of tag matches, celebrating “togetherness”, and the three teams to win their individual tag bouts will go on to a four-way with the mWo’s “Coming Outsiders”. The winning team will THEN go on to a triple threat title match for THE Belt, with the champ… who you’d know about if you read Nitro 
The following is the card, as it stands -
- Sucka T & Gruel Renshaw vs D-Jobberation X
:: After Sucka made his non-awaited returrn at Nitro’s return episode, the mWo pretty much… well, they destroyed him, with “The Show” Reeve Gordon ramming a dildo up his ass. Yes, you read that right. Sucka, along with fellow jobber, “Ultimate Fighting Chickenshit” Gruel Renshaw, will square off against D-JX, for a spot in the fatal four-way tag. WHO WILL JOB FIRST?! ::
- Mr. E & Major Mario vs “The Disney Corporation” : Nickey Mowse & HollyRock
:: At Nitro, Mowse made a statement in the name of all that is “Family Friendly” … “G-Rated”… and most importantly, “Disney”. He dismantled Mario, but didn’t fair so well against Mr. E. BUT… at a recent Fake Movie Newzzz interview, the Disney Made Movie Star, HollyRock… the self-proclaimed “Samoan Movie Machine”… vowed that he will align himself with the Disney TV Show Star, Mowse… and the so-called “Disney Corporation” promises to introduce a third member at Kissy Face Snuggle Bunny Day… will the Major and Masked Mister even stand a chance? ::
- John Semen & Austin Stevens vs Goo the Adventurer & Viruz
:: In the third and final fatal four way qualifier, two teams of crowd favorites will face eachother, with, ultimately, a World Title shot at stake. All four of these men forged an alliance at Nitro, with the mWo as their target… Now, though, THE Mac Bry, leader of the mWo and new Chairman of WSE, has used this friendship between the four to his advantage. He has pitted them against eachother, and hopes to break them apart before the war can even truly begin. Has this quartet seen their last performance as a unit… or is the mWo’s days winding down as soon as they began? ::
- Plus, in addition to the fatal four way to determine the two challengers to “THE Belt” , Austin Stevens WILL be defending his Xtrmkor title in an “Arena-Wide Rumble” match. All men, except Stevens, will begin in the ring, and then battle throughout the WSE’s home arena, the “Hell Hole”. Throughout the night, these men will be seen in segments, duking it out, with pinfalls counting absolutely ANYWHERE in the building, and those who procure pinfalls becoming the interim contender. Towards the end of the night, the interim contender MUST make it back to the ring, and once he does, he will face Austin Stevens for the title. The entrants include; Kruzifix … Zorlax Firling … LMNOP … Jippy Jam … Jack Bull … The Brown Ranger … SuperGuyManDudePerson … and Redd W. Bloo.
Add to that the fact that both returning WSE Originals, UnderBaker AND Val Halla, have promised to be at the party, and babe… we have a Saint Valentine’s MASSACRE on our hands!
I love you…
You love me.
LET’S GET IT ON~!!!
Like one big fam damily.
Kiss, kiss…
- $
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- Some Guy
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3 comments
Ian on February 5, 2010 at 9:31 am
I don’t get it…If its what I think it is, a guy called Smash did the exact same thing about a year ago. He didnt spend two years making it though. I cant remember the exact name, but it was a parody fed.
If I misunderstood this, sorry, but whatever the case best of luck.
shanomacbry on February 5, 2010 at 10:38 am
I’ve been working on this for a year, putting out shows every month or so. It’s basically been a one man parody angle fed project. But now, I’m going to be taking on a writing team, and we’ll be producing shows weekly. I’m about to post a bit of an “archive” on the Fed Database, and I’ll be linking to that, as well as the roster, in a post. Maybe it’ll make more sense then…
Peace.
- $hane
shanomacbry on February 5, 2010 at 11:51 am
The following post on ‘Kut contains the roster, titles, previous shows, and other various whatnot of World Sports Entertainment. Remember, WSE : It’s Where the Big Boys Play With the Little Boys!~!!
http://roughkut.com/kamp_v3/index.php?topic=17233.msg165755#msg165755
- THE Mac