I had a nice weekend; I know the four people that read this column totally wanted to hear about my weekend. I like to please the masses, you know? Yeah.... [Read Full Post]

Guess what? I feel like writing! So here’s your early Christmas. What? You already have one of these? YOU UNGRATFUL BAG OF SHIT! I WORK TO PUT FOOD ON THE TABLE AND GIFTS UNDER THE TREE AND ALL YOU DO IS COMPLAIN! GO GET A DAMN SWITCH. I”LL JUST BEAT YOU WITH THIS PLASTIC TREE! THERE WON’T BE A CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR! YOU HAPPY NOW? YOU FUCKING HAPPY YOU LITTLE SHIT?... [Read Full Post]