No. Not because they don’t believe in God, not at all.

Personally, I couldn’t possibly care less who believes in God or not. It doesn’t affect me one single bit what someone believes or doesn’t believe. They have a right to think whatever they want to think and I’m ALL for our lovely freedom of speech, or what’s left of it.

I’m sick of these pricks, because they are getting FUCKING ANNOYING.

It’s recently become quite the rage to be an ‘atheist’ and they wear the title like a badge of honor for an exclusive club and they are starting to get very fucking irritating about it. Every other page that I stumble upon is made by some atheist, trashing Christianity. They capitalize ‘atheist’ like it’s not just a fucking position, but a proper name and they do everything they can to let the world know that they don’t believe in something. How fucking retarded is this?

Yeah, I’m sure they’ll fire back with something like: “We’ve been annoyed by your bible thumping, so and so, polluting our space for decades”. They have a right to disagree with every single word of this blog. They can call me stupid, a moron, and take their usual condescending stance on my position all they want, I don’t really give much of a soggy fuck what they do. I’m sure one of their bumbling simpletons will ‘Stumble Upon’ this blog soon enough and all shit will break loose and I’m not bothered by it. I won’t even delete their comments like some of them do.

Let’s get it straight, most of them need to go by what they really are, which is anti-Christian and not ‘atheists’. I rarely see them attacking any religion as strongly as they do Christians. Most of them are terrified of insulting a Muslim for fear of being blown the fuck up and they only mention any other religions in passing.

As you can tell, I’m not your average Christian. Yeah, believe it nor not I am a proud Christian and I am not a single bit ashamed of being one, or expressing my feelings about it. Some might say that I’m ‘judging’ with my opinions and you might have a valid point, however I know without debate that I’m not perfect. Hell, the bible basically says we’re all unworthy pieces of shit in so many words. Google Isaiah 64:6 sometime, unless your head is too far up your ass to even gaze at a Bible passage. I got a few logs in my eyes, to say the least.

You understand that being a Christian doesn’t automatically make you Holier than thou or whatever you pricks seem to think. We’re not better than you and we’re not all prissy, sanctified “God bless you” types either.

I don’t think I’m better than anyone else. But this blog is directed at those who have no problem thinking they are better than me.

Who exactly AM I talking about? What is a ‘neo-atheist‘?

In short; a religious activist.

In long;

Neo-atheism is the acerbic, shrill polemics of writers like Richard Dawkins, Sam Harris or Christopher Hitchens who disparage and refute the truth of the Bible. Unlike their predecessors, they exhibit both a ferocity and antagonism to religion which borders on the manic and seeks to demonize the traditionalist and fundamentalist strains of Christianity and creationism. It also promulgates an excessive zeal for evolution or Darwinism. This is exemplifed by Dawkins being known as Darwin‘s rottweiller.

The contrast between “traditional” atheists and neo-atheists is that the former merely studied philosophy and rarely pushed their views on anyone, whereas the modern neo-atheists are essentially anti-religious activists. http://www.conservapedia.com/Neo-Atheism

I like that definition, because it sums up perfectly who I’m talking about.

All the douche-bag, uppity pricks with their ‘indisputable scientific evidence’ that there’s no God. Their lap-tops and shit-eating grins and $5 coffee, sitting alone at Starbucks because nobody FUCKING LIKES YOU.

They are led by a snobby list of grey-haired, British assholes that apparently have nothing better to do with their lives than hate Christians and constantly spout off about something they DON’T believe in.

Yeah, the Darwin worshipping atheist leaders, that have dedicated their lives to proving that ‘religion is the cause of all evil on the planet’.

Dawkins… Richard Dawkins.

I despise this guy almost as much as I do Baldwins. …Baldwins. But that’s for another time.

Every time I see him on the internet, because thank God he hasn’t infected my TV that often, I want to put a lemon shell on my hand and slug him right in his smug little mouth.

This is your leader, because I say he is. You can disagree with me, but this is your top guy. Your God. You guys treat this guy like everything he says is written in stone and the undeniable truth.

Let me be clear, this is a highly intelligent and superbly articulate man. The prissy, British accent doesn’t hurt this fact at all. However he’s the most boorish and uncompassionate son of a bitch I’ve ever heard speak about anything.

Here’s another atheist, Neil DeGrasse Tyson calling out Dawkins on his lude behavior and Dawkins responding in the only manner he knows how, in ‘Douche’. You have someone that actually shares Dawkin’s beliefs noticing his faggotry. That says a lot.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_2xGIwQfik

His carefully calculated responses to people that question him don’t really impress me in any way. He frequently brings up ‘flying spaghetti monsters’ and ‘pink unicorns’ and shit like that when confronted about his attacks on Christianity. Bottom line is; he misses the point.

I might not worship Virishna or Buddha or Allah, but all over the world, every civilization has some sort of higher power at the epicenter. What makes Dawkins think that we aren’t all talking about the same creator using different descriptions, experiences and stories? It’s all regardless to the purpose of this piece, either way. I’m not trying to convince anyone that there’s a God. I don’t care what you believe. I’m just sick of people that follow Dawkins and share his shrill, intolerance of anything that doesn’t make sense to him.

I don’t have time to look for all the things about Dawkins that piss me off, but here’s one.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjoXFq8833U

Keep in mind “He’d rather have gone with something stronger” on the slogan.

My point is, exchange the word God with Santa Claus and maybe you’ll catch my drift. If you don’t believe in something then why have a fucking committee waste people’s hard earned money on shoving their NON-belief down people’s throats? I just don’t understand this logic. That’s like me going around putting up billboards about how little kids shouldn’t believe in the tooth fairy. What is the ultimate goal here? Where is the reasoning behind this? Do you think a Christian is going to look at the bus and say “My word ol’ chap! Maybe there IS no God?” Fuck no! They are going to get PISSED OFF and he knows it and loves it!

Don’t get this twisted; this guy’s goal isn’t to enlighten anyone. It’s to get attention and get his rocks off by pissing off Christians. That’s his goal in life and he’s making a lucrative career out of it. Give me a fucking break! He’s not trying to rid the world of the evil religions or whatever he claims to be doing. He’s a media whore who is riding the success of his books all the way to the bank.

He’s the leader of the ‘If you believe in God you’re stupid and fuck you’ generation. Fuck him. What might piss me off most about this guy is he doesn’t even take an absolute stance on the subject. “There’s almost positively, certainly, not a God… almost sure of it… maybe.” I fully understand his reason for this position, but I don’t like the way he does it. Like one day, someone proves that God exists, he’ll be all like “My bad”.

Christopher Hitchens hitchens

This is the ‘cool’ alternative to Dawkins. For fuck’s sake. HE’S THE COOL ONE.

I get the impression that this tard was constantly physically abused in school.

This guy is a LOT worse than Dawkins. He’s basically a bigot that hides behind a ‘rational cause’. He’s openly disrespectful to pretty much everyone who disagrees with him and he’s very colorful in his hateful triads against religion. At least Dawkins doesn’t give you the impression that he would shit on your grave and then dance in the shit. Hitchens comes across as a vile, miserable, evil super-villain whose arch enemy is people who believe in religion. I wouldn’t be one bit surprised if he lives in a lair.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5b1aIuoCq4w

This is a clip from a debate I watched, where Hitchens was basically flopping his feet on the table the entire debate and treating it like it was a huge joke. He was saved only by his witty retorts and snobbish sense of humor.

In this clip Chris answers a simple question: Why battle something you don’t believe in?

He spends literally six minutes SAYING NOTHING (But in a smart tone). Basically he says at the end that he’s ‘fighting evil’. Like some sort of douche-bag superhero, thinking in his own mind that he’s helping people by being a shithead towards their beliefs. I guess this gives him a feeling of self-worth?

I know a hell of a lot of religious people. None of them want to fight wars or hurt anyone. He’s talking about EXTREMISTS, kind of like himself. Religion is evil? What about all those atheists that murdered millions of people in mass genocides? Those ones still killing to this day?  Why not go after them? Stalin is an example usually thrown around. He was behind millions of deaths for religious reasons and he was an atheist.

Why totally ignore the good qualities of a faith and hope? According to Hitchens, there are none. Zero good qualities of following the Bible or any religious ‘wickedness’ for that matter.

Sure, there are wars that started because of religion. There are many more wars started because of greed and ignorance. Like ALL wars. ALL war is created by man and his intolerance and greed. ALL war. Not God and not faith in God. He never mentions the soup kitchens, food drives and shelters started by religious people, because all that shit is evil.

A lot of people love to bring up how churches are tax-free and their minster drives a BMW, they have points in some cases. There is corruption on a good scale in many churches. However, a lot of churches are tax free because they shell out money to pay people’s utility bills, they feed and clothe the homeless, they supply their members with all the materials they need to spread their particular faith and I know all this for a fact. All this shit is pure evil tho, right?

The people I happen to know that are religious, are making attempts to live a clean, good life and help others and love each other.  This is fucking EVIL according to Hitchens and his goal is to rid the world of it.

I mean, even if I thought it was irrational, what would give me the right to say it should be eliminated?

I’ll tell you this, Hitchens might own me in a live debate- But if the world he wants is totally void of faith and everyone was like him, I’d kill myself. I enjoy having faith in something beyond this world. I don’t feel evil and I don’t feel like my individuality is enslaved either. I don’t live my life by what preachers say and the Bible doesn’t restrict me to a life of solitude in a cave.

Flying Spaghetti Monster

Yeah. So here’s some solid logic: If there’s an unidentified being causing all of creation, then why can’t it be pasta and beef with eyes? This makes perfect sense, no? No, this is particularly dumb. I realize that it was intended to be a sarcastic protest, but the logic doesn’t make a shred of sense and guess what; People have latched on to this thing, making it an internet meme. There’s a freakin’ FSM “church” online!

Nobody with a brain that believes in God, makes any claim that God is a tangible person or thing. (Huh huh, but theists don’t have brains!!) Even the Bible itself only gives a physical description of God as a spirit without form. I believe the Bible at some point describes God as light or a cloud, being unable to describe God as creative energy.

These people bother me the most. Not because they are mocking Christianity, but because they do it with a dumb idea that doesn’t even make logical sense. I guess SOME folks do it all in good fun, but others, I have to wonder about. Nothing wrong with poking fun at something, I do it all the time myself.

I guess should enjoy my life and stop worrying about God and what happens when I die. After all, when I die I won’t know anything anyway, right? According to these men, I shouldn’t hope that there’s something more- That we mean more- That we aren’t ultimately meaningless in the grand scheme of things. That we aren’t just here to reproduce and die, and our generations rinse and repeat.

That just maybe, this world is not all that we will ever get to experience. That maybe the miracle that we can even exist on this planet, in this universe is just a small hint of what we have in store. The very fact that we are able to thrive on a planet where ANYTHING can kill you at any moment is good enough for me to have faith in a creator. The very fact that we are given a gift of just enough protection from instant death and a chance to live a happy life on a volatile world is sufficient for me.

Maybe, just maybe, the fact that we are able to enjoy, love and participate in the beauty of all this universe is a small hint of a creator and not a random act of ‘nature’ that means nothing.

Anyways, like I said, I am not writing this to debate the existence of God. I don’t care what you believe.

In fact, my faith took me literally 20 years to develop and guess what? I started off agnostic towards God and a non-believer of Christ. I wasn’t even raised up in a Christian home. Nobody went to church; much of my family was a victim of the urban drug war of the 80s. So in other words, I don’t NEED God to feel validated. I accept God in my life, willingly, not because I was brainwashed into it.

I actually read, studied and learned.

Nothing that I write in a single column is going to sway anyone, so I don’t bother. How can I convey what took me years to realize in a single blog? Two blogs? Three? Not a chance in hell.

If you don’t believe in God, great. Nothing will happen to you. You won’t go to hell. The bible doesn’t even doom you to hell, despite what many religious leaders might tell you. I know you choose not to believe in hell either way, so it doesn’t matter, does it?

You expect to die, you expect to expire when your time is up and you pass away. That is EXACTLY what you’ll get. Everyone is happy. It’s a win-win for you. That’s exactly what the Bible says will happen. You will die and be dead, nothing more nothing less.

I however, expect to get a gift after my fleshly body is dead. A gift of eternal existence. My ‘soul’ will live on. My life-force, energy, chi, whatever you call it in your part of the world will live on. That’s the entire base of my faith that is so evil, according to neo-atheists.

A lot of your problems are, you have this image of God that isn’t true. The Bible doesn’t even describe God as a person, or a man sitting on a cloud. So why do you?

God is a creative force, or you can call that a ‘spirit’ if you like. There’s no real question that we came from something. There’s no argument that something had to design the way we look, think and feel. There is no question about this.

The problem is, science or so called science labels this with cute little phrases and titles.

‘Nature’s way” They say.

“Evolution’s Design” I laugh when I hear this.

“Life has a way” Hmm. I wonder how life does this?

“Life can adapt and evolve” Wow, I wonder how it magically does this?

I’m not saying evolution is wrong; I don’t have what it takes to even start that debate. What I’m saying is we came from somewhere. We came from something. We didn’t just fucking pop up out of the clear blue goo and start evolving from some bullcrap blob in a primordial soup overtime into what we are today without some direction, right?

We MUST have had direction. How is this not logical? Our very DNA shows, neigh PROVES a design of the way we look, act, think and feel. Our DNA PROVES we have a program at the very least. So science tells us that this design is ‘natural’ and somehow developed overtime with no sentient plan. Bullshit, I say.

Why can’t God be a simple creative force? Why does God have to be compared to stupid shit like a Spaghetti Monster or a fairy? Why do people make this simple shit so complicated?

Nobody really knows how we got here. Not one person. Not Dawkins, not Darwin, not any scientist in the world knows how we got here. Especially not me.

But I simply have faith that we were created with a plan by a being that is able to think with intelligence. We’re intelligent, do you really think this shit just appeared from nothing over time?

I damn sure don’t believe that this universe popped out of nothing.

I follow what Albert Einstein said about energy. It can’t be created or destroyed. What I believe to be God was always here, period. The creative force that painted the universe for whatever reasons was always here and there is no “beginning of time”.

What about all the other Gods all over the world? What about Buddha? What about Allah? What about Indian Gods, Greek Gods, and all the other some 4000 deities around the planet? Yeah, what about them? Doesn’t change one damn thing.

There’s no reason why we can’t be mostly, at least talking about the same creator. Different cultures see things in a vastly different way. Maybe an eight armed, blue elephant (which is a true belief) is just how they see things and nothing more? So what if they are wildly different views from on the other side of the ocean? That’s what makes sense to their culture and we don’t all have to understand things the same way. It would be a terribly boring world if we all tried to share the same thoughts.

I’m not here to debate all of this, just to throw a thought out there.

Done ranting, snub away.


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