I had a lot of random things on my mind to write about today. I wanted to review Mario Kart Wii for some strange reason. I want to talk about my weekend. I want to talk about my new neighbors. I want to talk about Backlash, so I’ll just make this a K&P news, being it’s usually random.

First things first. I took the family to the carnival Sunday and it was interesting to say the least. It’s usually just blah for me because I hate riding rides. Especially raggedy, rusty rides that travel from town to town in beat up trucks. I find no enjoyment in roller coasters, being twirled around, being flung back and forth, being twisted, turned or dropped. I especially hate roller coasters. That feeling where your stomach floats into your chest isn’t very alluring and I don’t understand why people find it so fun.

I decided to be a nice guy and get on the Ferris Wheel- Nothing big, right? Wrong. This thing was moving faster than any Ferris wheel I’ve ever been on. I know I sound like a little bitch right now and most people don’t tend to see me in that light, but this thing was fast. All I could do was look at the rusting, aging metal and listen to the creaking noises and hope to god this thing didn’t roll off the hinges and send us tumbling into the carnival. And it lasted FOREVER. Yep, I’m still there in my mind, spinning in hyper drive. I’ll be scarred for life.

Then, when I finally physically exited the wheel of doom, we got to watch at the very least ten fights by the local punk-gangbangers who were cruising the fair grounds. Cops surrounded the festival and all hell was breaking lose. I watched what looked like a 12 year old punch a guard right in the mouth. Yup, it was Sunday Bundy Funday alright.

The people? I don’t know what was going on but I’ve never seen so many ugly and fat people in my life gathered in one place other than a buffet. Maybe I was just having a bad day? Maybe my outlook on life was bordering on emo, but I’m like “what the hell world do I live in”? It was like hell. But then my sister showed up out of the blue and my wife had a riding partner and everything stabilized after that.

SWINE FLU… I’m sick of cops too!

What is it with the fuckin’ media these days? Does EVERY news report have to be designed to put terror into our hearts? Is NOTHING good happening in the world? I watched the news this morning and literally got depressed. Pontiac is dead; the auto industry is sucking the blood out of Michigan and f’n Bea Arthur died.

Kut’s got your back though. Don’t be so quick to go buy rifles and start assassinating pigs just yet. Cute lil’ guys are not as dangerous as the news wants you to believe.

According to Wikipedia, back in 1976 a soldier got sick and died and 4 others were put into the hospital and this was attributed to Swine Flu. This was called a pandemic and gave the government enough authority to take more rights away from us. That’s the cycle. One fucking guys dies and all of a sudden we’re all gonna die and we all need to be forced to take vaccinations from Uncle Sam.

Well, as the story goes, over 4 people died from the vaccinations and 500 more people got Guillain-Barré syndrome, a paralyzing neuromuscular disorder and this was all thanks to the government’s protection of its citizens. Be sure to thank your local congressman for the great job they do.

So more people died and got sick than by getting Swine Flu itself! This by the way is basically just a regular Flu that pigs can get. It’s not likely to kill humans and in fact, many thousands of people die from the regular Flu. Mainly old folks and kids because the Flu can cause pneumonia. There’s been like maybe 4-5 Swine Flu deaths in the HISTORY of the US. Keep in mind there’s like 300 million people in the US. Yeah, sure there’s been over 100 deaths in Mexico attributed to Swine Flu… it’s Mexico. You don’t want to even drink the water there. I’m sure they have the greatest health services down there… *rolls eyes*.  (Newsflash) Mexico is poverty ridden, these people may have likely already been sick. Reports have shown that a few of these sick Mexicans have been refused health care and even kicked out of ambulances. A FLU is treated like a fucking plague there and people die. It’s that simple.

There’s been news report after news report warning us of DEATH AND DESTRUCTION due to PIG COLDS! Right here!

They fail to tell us that the Flu is fairly common and easy to spread and generally doesn’t cause you to die if you get treatment when you show symptoms.

So the moral?

IT’S THE FUCKING FLU! GET OVER IT.

Some people may die, it’s bound to happen… usually older people or small children and most likely in areas of poverty with no health coverage. If you get sick, GO TO THE HOSPITAL. Don’t start boarding up your house and setting fire to your clothes. This is NOT “I AM LEGEND” and we’re not going to turn into zombies. Don’t believe me? Look at how many people died in the USA. (It’s zero) Compare this to the confirmed cases. Go outside. Stop letting the news turn you stupid.

Stop watching the god damn TV while you’re at it. It should be painfully clear what they are doing. It’s called distraction. Meanwhile, Obama just requested and will likely get another $1.5 BILLION in aid for the FLU. THE FUCKING FLU. Guess whose pockets that will fill?

So basically, take precautions against catching Swine Flu or any Flu, but know that it’s not an instant death warrant. If you know that Swine Flu is in your area, watch your health. Get checked out and for god’s sake, take care of those who can’t take care of themselves.

Oh well, let’s talk wrestling.

U CAN’T SEE ME!!!

Mainly “because your movies aren’t in theaters long enough.” That was an awesome quote by The Miz in his Raw debut. It wasn’t a great debut but it surely wasn’t a bad one either. I think The Miz may surprise a lot of people when he elevates to main event status before Morrison.

Seems Cena has a problem with bad breath. Or this is just a stupid prank by silly “newz” sites as Jag likes to call them.

- Thanks to reader Winster Ceballos:
“Hi, on a funny note, I was listening to a spanish radio station, and they were talking about people with bad habits. One of the hosts said that when John Cena visited them, he had a very bad smell from his mouth. The female host said that it was so bad that it looked like he did not brush his teeth or something. She offered him several times coffee and some other stuff but he denied.”

Weird. As much as Cena like to talk, imagine those long-winded speeches with horse breath in your face during a standoff.

SHAD PISED OFF LOLLOL

Who the hell is Marc Middleton????
Apparently he is on of the Internet writers who makes up new about pro-wrestling bye posting his articles on dozens of wrestling web pages. Useing difrent monecers and AKA Names. He says he has a legitimate sours back stage that gives him info, but none of the guys I know would sell out for a tabloid writer. If your sours is real name him or stay a punk. If Mr. Marc Middleton would want a legitimate interview I would give him one, but that would mean he would have to write the truth and not make it up. So Marc Middleton this is I Shad Gaspard calling you out.”

I guess you’ll have to search down the rest of this. I didn’t find a link to it. But I really, deeply have a problem with a grown man not having basic communication skills. Not that I haven’t mangled a word now and then. There’s a sentence with three consecutive misspellings in this short blurb. I’m not saying he needs to proofread every blog he writes, I’m saying if you have NO idea how to spell a word, don’t try and use it. Like the word “source” for example. That was spelled wrong twice. Monikers… I can see someone getting that wrong. But why use it? Then he had the balls to give us the definition of the word he spelled wrong. That is hilarious.

Shad Gaspard, I’m positive nobody expects you to be brilliant. But this is just plain embarrassing.

Taz finally speaks his mind. He hates the fucking second Z!

http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=87912513335&topic=8615

I love that Taz freed his mind a little. Spoke his feelings on some of the WWE’s crap.

Taz on the new ECW title:

I hate it. To compare what I held to that MONSTROUS HUNK OF SILVER they have is comical….but hey, at least its consistent what everything else in comparing the original ECW to WWE version of ECW…..there is NO comparison at all. Just change the name to anything but ECW and it will be a pretty cool 60mins. But at times, I guess some must attempt to re-write history in in their own eyes.

Personally, I love it. I hate the color gold. I’d rather white gold over silver, but I prefer the color of silver over gold. To each his own.

Mick Foley is a world champ again…

Why?

Is there any point to this? Foley is not an old man. He’s still relatively young in wrestling standards. But he’s washed up. He can barely move. He can’t really do all the crazy hardcore shit we grew to love. He has literally NO wrestling ability. He can do basic fundamentals but he’s by no means a prolific story teller in the ring. He can tell a decent story, but it’s painful to watch half the time because you can feel the pain in his body. I’m shocked he could get his ass over the top of the cage. (I didn’t see this PPV) Then he gives an acceptance speech like he won the fucking Oscar.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VChQ5xCRi1k

Why is he the flagship of a struggling company? I don’t get this. Do the TNA heads really think this will boost the ratings or something because Foley was good at selling books for a while? Or does this have something to do with Foley writing a new book and they want to be able to say “Mick Foley, former TNA world champion” at Barnes and Noble. Hmmm.

Good ol’ TNA. Here’s to planning for the future.

Maryse: mean and ugly!

We all have agreed that Maryse Ouellet is ugly. But man, has she been impressive in the ring or what? One HELL of a mean streak as JR would say. Very entertaining matches with Gail Kim. I don’t even see this as Gail putting her over. I think Maryse just needed a girl that can go as good as she can.

BACKLASH LASH BACK!

I didn’t see most of it. But I caught Orton beating HHH clean and that was just pretty freakin’ awesome to me. “Hey Hey Hey… Good bye” chants met Triple H as he lay unconscious– because they know he must go away for at least a week if he’s going to properly sell Orton’s nasty kick. The others were gone for months. But you know how ol’ Trips is. Unless he wanted a long vacation or maybe he’s injured for the 300th time– he’ll be swinging a hammer in no-time.

I just wanted to point out a surprisingly awesome match. Edge/Cena. That’s right, I said it.

The highlight of the night was Cena LAUNCHING Edge deep into the crowd right on top of a fan. A fan who I suspect was a ‘plant’ being he was wearing Cena t-shirt.

I tracked down a video of this awesome bump, but it’s from a fan perspective so you can’t see what fully happened.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERR_bdwjl3E

Then, the WWE gets the bright idea to RUIN THE ENTIRE MATCH. With an EXPLOSION. An explosion. God damnit, WWE.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ku-OPkcoNlo

They had to BLOW CENA UP just to give him a convincing loss? Edge wasn’t even doing badly at all! Edge was holding his own! He could have done this HIMSELF! Why did they have the Big Show do it?

What a colossal piece of shit ending.

JR even agrees with me, the tool.

“I am not pleased with the way Edge won the World’s Title. It does make me want to see Cena vs Show some day but now we will have to hear Edge speak on Edge throughly on Friday nights. Edge may be the best at what he does in WWE but do need to hear Edge tell us incessantly. Several SD competitors have their sights set on Toronto’s gift to WWE (I prefer Trish Stratus) and I think several men have the legit chance to seriously challenge the new champion.”

Thanks a lot Vince. I KNOW that was your idea, with your affinity for explosions and all.

I know I’m forgetting some stuff, but I’m tired as hell.

Cheerio,

Kut

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