Kut & Pasted News 20
I knew not what I was going to talk about when I titled this thing. I guess I just had a few things on my mind. I’m still sort of down with what started as an ankle sprain, that spiraled into a break, which then became a bone spur. The mighty morphin’ ankle injury.
I say “sort of” down because I still have to work on it. Yup, limping around for 8 hours in a predominantly walking job. By the time I get home my entire body is sore from using one leg.
…And yes, I’m using my blog to whine for what little sympathy might be found on the internet.
Anyways, I suppose I talk wrestling since that’s what many of you are expecting.
TAZZ GOES ON HIS OWN PATH
The path to fat enlightenment. He can get as geometrically round as he wants now that he’s gone from the WWE. Apparently from what Joey Stylez says, Tazz was burned out and wants to open a baseball thing with batting cages and stuff. Sounds like a solid plan to me, I’m sure he has the dough if he didn’t follow the typical route of blowing his money on dope and having a heart attack.Vince does pay well. 
I don’t have anything funny to say about Tazz really. He seems to have his life together and appears to be doing what he wants to do. Good for him.
Don’t totally give up hope that Tazz just might appear in TNA. He doesn’t have a no compete contract and TNA has been giving us lots of hints that someone huge is coming. Who’s huger than Tazz? Around the belt line that is.
I wonder now what is going on with that rather odd JBL “I quit” comment.
TNA BREAKS OWN RATING!
Well, as I’ve said numerous times, TNA is only getting more popular. Just very, very, very slowly. They have yet to actually go down or rather on a downward pattern.
Problem is, TNA sucks. I can’t really call why, but TNA has just been eye gougingly boring.
There’s no real answer for why. Other than TNA being pretty obvious with borrowing methods that have been worn out for years. TNA simply offers nothing new, exciting or interesting. Nothing. They even somehow managed to make the “Knockouts” boring and they were the only reason to watch for a good year.
They turned Samoa Joe into some kind of raving assclown, which is commendable for the try but they made him kind of lame. I’m glad they took away those silly short pants of his, but for some reason he looks like he gained 120 pounds.
They blew so many great angles like Christian’s coalition. They blew it with the Main Event Mafia by making them into some kind of NWO faction and already letting us know they can’t get along.
TNA can’t seem to stick with anything good, so they keep throwing shit at the wall until something doesn’t slide off.
Jarrett’s story line had so much potential to be epic, Angle was willing to play it hard but I just don’t think Jarratt has the chops to meet that potential. Angle insulted JJ‘s dead wife, his kids, his company and what did JJ do? He turned the other cheek, literally.
By the way, “turning the other cheek” does NOT mean turning up your nose, or ignoring taunts as most people think. Turning the other cheek as in the bible, literally means, if someone slaps you, offer them the other cheek to slap.
That’s what JJ did, made himself into a bitch instead of the savior of TNA which he could have easily been.
It’s obvious TNA has no clue what to do with their talent pool, which is extensive. So many great wrestlers, so little brains.
Oh well, somebody is watching.
TEST DIED FROM OVERDOSE
I’ll file this under “duh”.
Test “accidentally” took enough pain killers to DIE. Spilling your drink on your hot date is an accident. Killing yourself with drugs is stupid.
KOFI’s GOLLIWOG LOGO
Just because I like to start shit, tell me you didn’t think the same thing.
Sorry but Kofi’s logo looks pretty suspect for a historically offensive image of a black person. http://www.ferris.edu/jimcrow/golliwog/
Of course, I don’t consider Vince racist at all and it’s very possible that this is just an innocent slight coincidence. But I KNOW I’m not the only person who had this thought.
That’s all I really gots to say about that.
Cheerio,
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3 comments
Richy on April 14, 2009 at 11:40 am
TNA needs to go oldschool :\
Bring back the great hardcore style.
Make the X Division mean something again.
Put AJ back in shorts, I truthfully believe him showing some thigh makes the people pop.
Bring Back Paparazzi Productions!
Damn I miss Nash’s humour :’(
Kut on April 14, 2009 at 11:58 am
So AJ showing some leg cleavage makes the boys go wild? LOL
This is the same argument I had about Cena and RVD to be honest.
Richy on April 15, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Nah not with Cena, AJ had the power of the thighs.
Cena had the power of hip-hop, I bet if he released another album people would quit bitching about him.