Well, this would be the first K&P since I upgraded to WordPress. I just couldn’t deal with cutenews anymore. It just had sentimental value and that just doesn’t cut it anymore. WordPress is far superior and it’s pretty much the blogging standard these days- Much easier to add photos, videos and such. So hopefully the content will improve around here.

Thanksgiving is a wrap. Oddly, I didn’t binge like I normally would- I had one big plate and spent the rest of the holidays snacking. I went to a few family homes and ended up at a friend’s house to top off the night with liquor. By the time I got home, my stomach was up in my chest. I felt like I was going to have a heart attack, I was so full. Then I worked on Friday night, which sucked huge amounts of pecker and had “brunch” the next morning at my sister’s house, which had to be breaking fire-codes for the amount of people there. I had a baby shower to go to today, but me and the ball and chain were tired. So we lay in bed all day and banged a few times. Don’t really know where that came from, but I don’t look a gift horse in the mouth. Nothing like marriage to kill expectations of sex. Even got a lil’ Slobber knocker as JR would say.

Ending the “TMI” section of this blog, I had, overall a very good Turkey weekend. How was yours?

Anyways, I haven’t been keeping up with wrestling as much as I could. I did watch a DVR of Smackdown and I don’t even think I watched TNA this week. Totally forgot about it. I might watch later tonight or something. TNA isn’t on the top of my priorities list lately. You can only put up with so many stupid choices for so long. Being a wrestling fan, the tolerance for stupid is already off the charts… TNA has somehow surpassed this lately.

Like, why did they make Roxxi into a foul-mouthed hardcore bitch? Didn’t we fall in love with her because she seemed so innocent and was able to take a beating? I think I’m speaking for more than myself there.

The “Main Event Mafia”? I’ve always said TNA is ran like n efed. They continuously prove me right. It’s like, Hey, I got a good idea! Let’s take rehash an old angle done millions of times, overkill it, and dominate the show with it. All the other guys who have been busting their ass can’t wait a few more years until they are over the hill like us. Because obviously TNA is getting their business model out of the garbage can of Turner’s WCW.

At least Vince does give decent opportunities to his mid-card talent to develop something on TV. We even get a few gems now and then such as Mr. Kennedy, CM Punk, etc. Even “Thee Brian Kendrick” gets a nice push… for what I don’t know.

TNA seems to be doing everything wrong with wrestling, done countless times. Then, they put wrestlers that are actually over on the back burner for god knows why reasons. Why the hell is ODB not getting good TV time? They take Roxxi who is over and completely re-package her? They take LAX, which is one of the best teams I’ve seen in recent years and piss off Konnan, piss off Shelly, seat Hector and now they have no mouth pieces or eye candy.

Moving on to the wrestling news, or lack thereof.

Serious Jerry

I watched Survivor Series and wasn’t really impressed. But it was funny when Jericho came out nude.

Speaking of Jericho, it’s getting a bit ridiculous with his morphing into Chris Benoit-icho.

I have nothing else left to really say, John Cena won AGAIN “against all odds”, yada yada…. I’m not sure what was going on with Cena’s return but he’s lost a few steps. He doesn’t even have passion in his voice anymore. But he does have a new belt to show off…

Cena\’s new belt design.

I’m sure Jag found that on the site I hate.

MVP LOSING STREAK?

I was made aware of this list on my forums and it’s pretty interesting when you actually have a visual example of this.

08-29 SmackDown – Pinfall loss to Jeff Hardy.
09-05 SmackDown – Pinfall loss to Shelton Benjamin.
09-07 Unforgiven – Pinned twice; by Jeff Hardy, and by Triple H at the conclusion of the match.
09-12 SmackDown – Lost Fatal Four Way Match to Jeff Hardy when Kendrick was pinned.
09-19 SmackDown – Pinfall loss to Triple H.
09-26 SmackDown – Pinfall loss to Triple H in tag match vs. Triple H & Jeff Hardy.
10-03 SmackDown – Pinfall loss to Jeff Hardy in All Star Eight-Man Tag Team Match.
10-10 SmackDown – Pinfall loss to Jeff Hardy.
10-17 SmackDown – Pinfall loss to R-Truth.
10-24 SmackDown – Pinfall loss to Kung Fu Naki in tag match vs. R-Truth & Kung Fu Naki.
10-31 SmackDown – Pinfall loss to Jeff Hardy in six-man tag match vs. The Hardys & Rey Mysterio.
11-03 Raw – Pinfall loss to Matt Hardy in tag match vs. The Hardys.
11-07 SmackDown – Pinfall loss to The Great Khali.
11-14 SmackDown – Pinfall loss to Kung Fu Naki.
11-21 SmackDown – Pinfall loss to James Mason.

I’m not really sure what the plans are for MVP, but this “losing streak” was done before and the wrestler ended up leaving for TNA. I would hope that they stop this eventually, because MVP is entertaining and a good wrestler. I see this losing thing doing nothing but making him look like… well a loser.

Golden Ropes part 2

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2hlwAOyd7k

I haven’t actually even sat through this one yet, but I will. The first one was so good, I don’t see it losing that much quality.

Jeff Hardy’s “unconscious” thing

Before Survivor series, Jeff Hearty was found “unconscious” on some steps and Jim Ross sold it like he sells everything as legit. Some random news surfaced since then that says there were no plans to give the title to Hearty this time. I’m not too familiar with pro-wrestling.net so take this how you will. They wanted to make this triple threat because it would be “too boring” with Just Vladamir Kozlov and Trips. So they end up sending in Edge to win the title after what was way too short of an absence for my taste. I just don’t get the point of all of this. Edge seems to have one hell of a lot of pull these days. While my dreams of him curtain jerking for the rest of his life don’t look too promising anymore, Edge just comes back like hes’… well Cena and wins a World Title?? This sounds like the worst written Soap Opera ever.

Tomko coming to WWE

Tyson Tomko who recently left TNA due to contrac disputes, got another chance with the WWE. Why? I have NO idea. Like I said on my forums, he’s nothing more than a pale, skinny, bald version of Batista with even less personality.

So all these guys that have been joining the future endevors club, can kiss Vince’s ass. Vince is hiring TNA’s cast offs now.

That’s all I feel  like talking about today.

Cheerio,

Kut

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