May 12
2
State of The Game
The Scene Opens with the backs of a room full of bustling journalists and reporters being shown. They all seem to be anticipating someone of high importance. They sit in front of a stage with a brown podium adorned with an official looking but suspiciously cartoonish emblem with a ridiculously large American flag in the background of the stage. Some are rustling with notes, some are snapping photos and others are talking amongst themselves until they are interrupted by an official looking man in a tidy, but cheap suit that walks out and stands in front of the podium and adjusts the microphone. ... [Read Full Post]
Posted in eWrestlers fed-heads by .
Apr 12
20
Why ewrestling sucks now.
It’s become commonplace to hear about ‘the glory days’ of ewrestling.... [Read Full Post]
Posted in eWrestlers fed-heads by .
Mar 12
12
Old Fashioned Bret Hart hate mail.
Due to Facebook‘s jumbled and confusing layout, I never got this until today. It was sent in January. I don’t know who the guy is, if it’s some kind of troll and what article he’s even talking about (I’ve written quite a few nasty things about Bret back in the early 2000s).... [Read Full Post]
Posted in lolwrestling Media Pop! by .
Feb 12
6
Raw is Bore?
So I totally forgot about the Royal Rumble this past Sunday. Didn’t even cross my mind. I wasn’t on the internet much this past weekend, so I didn’t get any reminders by casual talk or news topics.... [Read Full Post]
Posted in lolwrestling by .
I’m going to sort of contradict myself. I do firmly believe that “genius” gets thrown around far to often (especially when pertaining to CM Punk). I still stand firm that Jericho’s (return?) was not brilliant, but just plain obvious.... [Read Full Post]
I think we all knew for a while now that Jericho was the “One who will end the world as we know it”. Many, including myself has said that the weird, school kids and grey landscape cut scenes were a little too dark for Jericho, more like The Undertaker, but we still knew it was him.... [Read Full Post]
Dec 11
21
Raw ” The Future” dissapoints?
Hate to say I told ya so… actually I don’t hate to say I told ya so. I love being right!... [Read Full Post]
Posted in lolwrestling by .
Dec 11
20
So I got rejected by Bleacher…
Over the last few months, I’ve become quite the fan of Bleacher Report. They have some very entertaining content and a very inviting community. Most of the columns I came across was compliments of hitting the “Stumble” button on my browser. So of course, I always got the highest rated material.... [Read Full Post]
Posted in lolwrestling by .
Nov 11
27
My problem with CM Punk
Hello people! And a special thanksgiving/holiday hello to the roughly three people that still check this front page for blogs and bravely return even after being thoroughly disappointed every time! I know I’m a shitty writer, and haven’t been worth much since maybe 2004– but when does that stop me from showering you with my opinions? There’s nothing wrong with a little innocent, nude showering with young readers, right? It’s just a little horseplay! Good, interracial towel-slapping fun! It means that I love you… in a totally platonic and male bonding way. Just don’t tell anyone about it… it will be our fun little secret! I sure say “little” a lot.... [Read Full Post]
Posted in lolwrestling by .
Nov 11
22
Random wrestling ramblings
I don’t really feel like resurrecting “Kut and Pasted News”. It was my attempt during those years to be something I was not, which is a funny “news satirist”. I tried to be like the good ol’ “Scoops Wrestling” with some Onion.com minced in. It was successful for a while during my years writing for Lethal Wrestling… well up until after 2004.. then I was just plain terrible. It was almost cringe-worthy trying to read the archives of some of my latter stuff on that website. I got saved by Jesus during that time and toned it down a few notches and actually began caring what I said about folks. So it was basically like HBK’s transition from a cruel party boy, to a mild mannered family man, except far less gay rumors.... [Read Full Post]
